This product is made-to-order oil painting made by the artist Sludge Thunder in her Kingston-based studio. 

The size of this painting-to-be is: 10 × 12 inches.

Sludge is currently offering a small variety of visual content options featuring some of her favorite muses.

The content choices are: the hotdog man, traffic cone, fish, or weeds at night, or Sludge’s Whimsey. A choice of one of the first four (the hotdog man, traffic cone, fish, or weeds at night), will yield a painting that will indeed contain, but is not limited, to those things. Keep in mind that a purchase of any of the available options is an exercise in surrender and acceptance; you will not have control over how the selection appears in the final painting, only a guarantee that it will, in some form, and will remain unknown to you until the painting arrives! 

The option of "Sludge’s Whimsey" means that the entirety of the visual content is up to the whims of whatever Sludge is in the mood to paint at the time of purchase. 

In purchasing this painting, there will always be the risk that you will not like the finished work. If you cannot tolerate this risk, no not make this purchase. No refunds, sorry!

If you desperately need to grasp onto some semblance of certainty and control in this inherently unpredictable life and want to commission a fully custom painting, please reach out via the contact page. 

Please note that it will take at least(!) a month for the completed painting to arrive at your doorstep. This painting currently does not exist, so Sludge needs time to actually paint the painting, allow for it to cure, varnish it, install the frame and hanger, then pack and ship. 

If a rush order is needed, please reach out via the contact page.